Dear Washington,
You win.
The Arizona sun has you beat by a mile and it doesn't rain there near as much as it does here. The Florida beaches are better than yours and it doesn't get cold there for very long. Plus, they have Disneyworld. These are just facts.
But, you have a few tricks up your sleeve and I can respect that. First, you claim my husband as your native an I will follow him to the ends of the earth. That's one point for you. Second, you have these amazing markets that make me salivate just by driving by and ignite my kitchen creativity. That's another point. Third, you have a way of shining your brilliant sunlight (occasionally, mind you) through the trees that are turning all sorts of reds, oranges and yellows. That's a pretty cool trick and I'm starting to understand why the people here think you are the best state in this beautiful U.S. of A.
So, now that we've got all that out in the open, could you please shine that beautiful sunlight just a tad bit more often for me?
Thanks,
Your Newest Advocate
p.s. Perhaps we can talk again when it's winter time? I might need a few more favors.
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