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Warning... 11-05-08 09:15pm CST
If you go into teaching to actually teach, think again.

Cause I don't actually teach all that much. Here are the many jobs I actually do as a third grade teacher:

1) Janitor - I am required to sanitize my desks once a day as well as keep my room neat and tidy.

2) Babysitter - I have bus duty about four weeks a year in which I watch the kids in the gym for 45 minutes a day (yes, they are allowed to come that early before school so I can babysit them). Lovely.

3) Counselor - Not only have I been dealing with bully issues in my own classroom (when do I find the time to deal with that I do not know) but now we as teachers are required to give empathy training to students by possibly bringing in babies to show the empathy with, complete suicide training required by the state and implement a new bus safety control program thanks to two boys who beat up a bus driver (in the video about the training for students it mentioned that bus drivers don't have time to deal with bus issues so give it to the teachers!).

4) Cop - I have to make sure my kids are in booster seats if they are required to be in one.

5) Homeless helper - I have to be trained in identifying homeless and helping them out.

6) Nurse - I have to be able to tell if a child has a head injury or not even when they didn't tell me they hit their head and make sure I know all about staph infections.

7) Safety Inspector - I have to now watch a powerpoint every month on falls and other safety issues.

8) Accountant - I literally spend 10-15 minutes a day receipting money my kids brought in.




Okay, just me venting to the pleonast world out there but really, when homeschoolers say they only go to school for a few hours a day, I would believe it and looking at how much time I see wasted everyday, homeschooling is looking better and better.

Here was my day a few weeks ago with the kids:

8:00 - Watch Winnie the Pooh Bus Safety Video over network
9:00 - Lock Down Drill
12:30 - Visit the fire truck
1:15 - Seat Belt Assembly

Ask me how much teaching I got done that day and how CRAZY my kids were.




Alright, done venting but at least it was not about our country and the election! I just don't know how much more they can put on us teachers. Shouldn't some of this be done at home?




I know someone (and I won't mention who) would want me to write five things I like about my job after being so negative. Here it goes:

Summer Vacation
Summer Break
Summer Holiday
Summer Time
No School in Summer
isaacgholmanlol...misty, i know your job has more than its fair share of difficulties and stresses, but i know you do a great job when you actually get to teach! hang in there...those kids NEED YOU!!! 
co_chadBut Sis....nurses and accountants make good money; you must be rich! 
pollymhI am so impressed by teachers! Both of my parents where educators and after years at the dinner table hearing school stories I have a lot of admiration for all you do:) 
tsihow do y'all do on your no child left behind testing? :P and i'm coming back to TN to student teach, yikes! 
happinessI hear ya! That's exactly why I enjoyed being homeschooled! I got my work done soooo quickly and could spend the day doing something fun! We need good, Christian teachers though so hang in there! :) 
trolleemi know you're great at it misty! (the teaching, don't know about the accounting) :) 
tsiall i can come up with for my homemade gifts are food and knit stuff. I bought some looms that are WAY easy to use for scarves and hats. Let me know if you come up with any ideas :) 
tortilla;) I love you! ;) I hear ya!! It is SO true!! AND I am home schooling Jonah and I teach him SO much in the 1-2 hours a day. I cannot even believe it. I got to see all that first hand, too and now I see this genius-of-a-child-not-really-bc-he's-a-true-genius-but-bc-he-is-loved-and-taught-one-on-one kid thrive around here. I wouldn't COULDN'T do it any other way!!! oxoxox OH, oh, you HAVE to visit Tx now that Vicki and Andy are here! ;) YAY!!! 
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"Summer O Fun" is off to a great start! 06-09-08 11:59am CST
Last summer = Grad school
This summer = Summer O Fun

This was my first week and a half of summer:

*Arizona
*Sedona
*Chase Field - Arizona Diamondbacks Game
*Univ. of Phoenix Stadium - Keith Urban, Kenny Chesney
*I love West Gate - I went there everyday I was in Arizona. I would buy a T-shirt if I could
*Seeing old friends and meeting new
*South Mountain in Phoenix
*Camping back in TN - Smores and Hot Dogs over a fire. Can't beat it! We partied with 1,000,000 bugs (oops, I mean 999,985 - we killed a few)
*10 miles of White Water Rafting including the Olympics!
*LP Field - Sara Evans, Randy Travis, Phil Stacey and my all time favorite, Billy Ray Cyrus (J/K) I actually never in a million years thought I would ever be hearing Achy, Breaky Heart in concert. Ever.
*Home improvement projects - in which I have been very thankful for the makers of a product called GOOF OFF - thanks to them my house has returned to "normal"
*Learning to trust God even more than before

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laurabelleSounds like your summer is off to a good start! Wow...and just think...all of that in a week and a half. That may be hard to top! 
spotWhat a GREAT way to start the summer!!! 
goonieThings are going really well, it's still pretty crazy, but I am glad to be out for the summer. Sleep isn't too bad, she usually eats at 11, then once between 2 and 4 then between 5 and 7. But last night she went almost 7 hours! Hopefully that trend will continue! 
tucketToo funny...I think you are smiling in ALL of the pictures that were taken! 
tucketRafting 
tortillaVERY fun! sedona is the BEST!!! love it there! 
jaclynbrownAnyone want to go to a fabulous accordion concert this Friday for $10? 
tiffynichole33i am i am, ecepecially since i had some fabulous chocolate chip cookies to help me along! 
jaclynbrownHey, we are planning a family vacation to Colorado in September!!! Expert advice? 
tucketThought you might like this... ;) 
trishieThanks so much for prayers. 
tsiThanks, I try! How's your summer? Are you still travelling around? You have no idea how much I miss y'all in TN, especially the girls bible studies! I love your rafting picture! :) 
ssw:) i was hoping to hear from you! i almost linked your name in my post. haha yeah, i heard from amanda ropp (smith) that the longmont congregation was a good one, and that they only meet once on Sundays (which would be nice b/c of my drive). i visited one congregation in fort collins, and it was only about 10 people. no joke. so i was looking for something a little bigger. definitely let me know some info on it when you can. thanks!! you can always call me when you go home & we can catch up! 
ticketssounds like fun! 
tiffynichole33and what race should i put that i turned...exactly :) 
jaclynbrownHow was the cruise? Are you tan? 
saraiSounds like you are having fun!!!!!!! Exciting stuff! I guess Matt and I are going to try to make it up to Longmont while you are there visiting. We are trying to figure out when you and Chad are going to be there at the same time on a Sunday! ;) 
jaclynbrownHope you got to CO ok! It was nice to get to talk with you. See you in 2 weeks! 
ktayHey! It's Kaitlin. I just finished my move to CO, so if you're in town, you should stop by and see my new house! (When I move there in 2 months...) 
sswhey are you in colorado right now? i am here, and was thinking about visiting the Longmont church this Sunday if you'll be there. i haven't had internet til now, so i wasn't able to check in with you. let me know! 
lilsisI accidentally burned down your house. Sorry. ;P 
jaclynbrownAre you home now? I didn't get a call to come get you at the airport so I don't know. Hope it was a great trip! 
jaclynbrownHow was your dinner party? Sorry I missed it. :( 
jaclynbrownPool on Sunday? 
pollymhHey Misty! We are doing good! What are you up to these days? Sounds like a fun summer! 
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Am I the only one? 04-24-08 09:14pm CST
Last night, after my final assessment for grad school all of the girls were standing around talking and saying goodbye. It was a little bit bitter sweet. We are all glad to be done but I am a little sad those people I have met and worked with the last 15 months are going to become friends of my past. I spent time reflecting on my time there and whether or not my being there made a difference. I reflected on whether or not I have even become a better speaker or leader from the program. I reflected on whether or not I will even become a principal.

The talk with the group was on who was applying for jobs and where everyone was going. One girl is moving to Chicago, one is getting married, one had a baby TODAY and they obviously have things going on in their life. Then I was asked the question:

"Where are you headed Misty? Colorado? Staying here?"

I replied with: "I don't know."

They all laughed and one said "Well, come on, where is your 5 year plan?"

Boy, there was a lot going through my head on the way home with that question. We have had to write about our goals and it has been hard for me this last year when we have to do that. I actually started to tear up about it on the way home. I guess I don't have a plan because I figure God has a plan. That is why it was always so hard for me to write about it. Even though I know that is true I still can't see anything that is ahead of me (I guess I am not supposed to).

I was recently told about an opportunity that would ideal for me and rewarding. I sent in my info but there was something holding me back from really pursuing it. I am still wondering why that is. Am I scared of failure? I can't say I am totally satisfied in my current position but where would I go? I feel like I have been in a rut for the last year and really don't have any ambitions. Maybe it is because the older I get the less confident (or maybe less arrogant) I get. Or maybe it is all of the stress of grad school just taking over my emotions! Who knows. It looks like I have some praying to do!
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marlaIf it makes you feel any better, I think I know how you feel. Especially about not having a clue what to plan for in the future. :) 
saraiPlans are coming along quite nicely. Got the place booked and am getting close to booking the photographer, caterer, cake baker, and I am going dress shopping soon!!!! 
lilsisI think not having any concrete plans sometimes allows people to be more open-minded and flexible if God sends opportunities their way. I think there are some positive aspects to it. 
lilsisI've felt that way a lot before. I'll pray for you. 
jennThe answer was Colorado. Obviously. Kashi bars and me? What more do you need? :) oh...and you have family there, too. 
tiffynichole33i think i am tired of having stories to tell.... :) 
flowerpowerHi Misty! It's been a while! How are you? I miss Publix--their subs!!! 
antiisaacholmanplease can we trade? pretty please? 
globetrotterHey Misty! It's Tara C! I had a feeling you were probably on here, but I guess I never looked hard enough. 
guyfaceyou can't be the only one, i bet there' hearts all over the world tonight... 
globetrotterwho was your softball friend? was it the one who plays Mel? 
tortillaeach time i had a thought through reading your post, you would answer yourself with my exact thoughts. i do think all you need to do is spend some time with Him! i can't imagine who the blessed people will be and wherever they may be, but they will surely be blessed by you. no matter where you are or go, this is true for you! i will pray for you, too! so, come to austin to visit!! come on! get away and come! 
lilsisI have a new cell phone number: 615-332-2444 
bryneeok, the whole kevin thing was hilarious!! i mean, he was acting normally and she was convinced he was "special." perfect! wasn't it great? 
she_a_henwhen is school over wanna come over and play? 
summeralyI want to know what God's doing in your life! Even though I'm not on facebook! 
isaacgholman:) 
lilsisI have a new phone number. 615-332-2444 
she_a_henlittle clueless about mon. but yeah i bet we will go tell me the details i am behind and i think maybe i live in a cave. 
she_a_henhey you are in Arizona now?? call me or wait call the house phone i left my cell in tampa and it is in a box coming to me somewhere. :) 
isaacgholmanyou are my heroine, misty hymel!!!

(i hope i typed the feminine version of "hero", and not the word for bad drugs...) 
idonthaveaunibrowHey babe, I heard that you wanted to hook up. Can we go out some time? Maybe dinner and a movie on a friday night? 
laurabelleWhat a small world!! Your dad is having a meeting up here in Rapid and so far, it's great!! We have two more days to go. He has given us all a lot to think about...that's for sure! He gave his sermon on "Jesus, a Friend to Sinners" last night...and wow! If I were to describe it in one word, I would have to say "humbling"!! I hope that everything works out for you! I know that sometimes life can be rather overwhelming...especially when it comes to finding something that you enjoy and can be happy doing. Hang in there...I will keep you in my thoughts and prayers as well. :) 
tortillaso, how's it going now!!? 
aj1210My Aunt Terry (Lynch) was at Brentwood on Sunday morning and was looking for you! We couldn't find you, but she said hello! 
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Reason 101 why I like shopping at Publix.... 04-09-08 03:13pm CST
The girl bagging my groceries today said I looked tan.

And yes, if you know what I look like or know me at all, you may LOL.
carawatsonfranklinI did LOL!! I love Publix too! I wish they would move into NC!! 
she_a_henI don't know I thought that the last time I saw you too. 
tsiI like publix... they don't have those here :( 
angela:( They never tell me that at Publix. 
sponjenthat is so funny:) We dont have that store here, so when I think of publix, it reminds me of that little one by FC...good times. 
trishieI am surprised that you didn't hear about it before me, since Sheldon's family is there. I am so excited for them. 
tiffynichole33i am so going to publix...immediately 
aj1210I miss Publix A LOT. 
co_chadIt's all those Florida trips.... 
riptideI miss Publix so much, we only have HEB in Texas 
tiffynichole33yes, yes she does. so if she still does not see my face this summer... we will know why... 
she_a_henJust a few more days until school is done right? (grad school that is) 
she_a_henAre you staying around for the summer? 
tortillathat is so funny!!!! you made me laugh outloud! not bc i don't think you are tan, but just bc you are so honest and so don't care! ;) 
fishing827...maybe you have a liver condition (j/k) 
guyfacei also like shopping at publix, where shopping is a pleasure 
fordfabulousthanks for the tonsil advice! hope you're doing well. i miss publix :( 
smokewagonHow are things going? Going to CO anytime soon? 
angelaSounds like fun! How did your presentation go tonight? 
jaclynbrownHow was the final? 
smokewagonIt'll be right after I get back. I am hoping to be home by christmas. We'll see. Are you going to do any camping while you are there? Estes Park, CO Springs,? 
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